TWWMABMTBH Chapter 51
by VolareWhat is an opposite-sex brother!? This girl was obviously hot-tempered, and she almost spat out a mouthful of blood onto her phone.
She couldn’t help but retort to Rong Ziyan, “What kind of relationship guru are you? You’re clearly just a stone-cold straight guy!”
Rong Ziyan was extremely calm: “Don’t talk nonsense, I’m a WeChat merchant. Relationship advice is just a free add-on.”
Girl: “…”
So what kind of sin had she committed that she ran into a straight guy’s den in broad daylight?
But she was unwilling to delete Rong Ziyan just like that. Moreover, judging from the details of Rong Ziyan’s speech, this girl could tell that this was definitely a straight guy more stubborn than her own boyfriend.
Maybe she could fight fire with fire?
So, the girl made up her mind to continue asking.
However, Rong Ziyan said: “If you ask more than three questions, you need to listen to a commercial.”
Girl: “??? What kind of operation is this???”
But she could only agree.
Then she was bombarded with all kinds of food recommendation videos. Finally, she couldn’t bear it any longer and said: “I’ll buy a box of salted duck eggs, just tell me the answer!”
Half an hour later, the young lady, having received an even more stone-cold straight answer, gritted her teeth as she sent Rong Ziyan her address, and at the same time, pondered how to fight fire with fire and make her boyfriend suffer along with her.
Heh, the so-called brothers should share blessings and hardships! She couldn’t be the only one annoyed!
Dealing with this young lady took less than half an hour, and at the same time, he sold a box of salted duck eggs and two salted fish. The only pity was that he failed to successfully recruit the young lady into the goose-raising army.
Rong Ziyan thought about it and felt that this wasn’t very efficient. Moreover, because of his profile picture, there weren’t many who could match with him.
System: Why don’t you find some downlines?
Rong Ziyan: Let’s just leave it like this for now! It’s a side hustle anyway.
However, Rong Ziyan’s casual approach, which seemed to have no impact, actually caused the male compatriots within a three-kilometer radius who had girlfriends who used Tantan to be on the verge of collapse.
What’s with the sudden goose-raising, eating salted fish and spicy snail noodles in the middle of the night, and being forced to eat salted duck eggs every morning! These torments in life were actually nothing compared to the mental torture.
Just when they got off work and wanted to have a sweet talk with their wives, their wives would take out their phones before they could even speak, “Brother! Wanna play a game? I’m on my promotion match!”
They were clearly a married couple sharing a double bed, but they lived as if they were brothers sleeping in bunk beds. This kind of platonic relationship between a man and a woman was quite unusual.
So-called straight men just didn’t have romanticism, but they weren’t really brain-dead or stupid. Therefore, it wasn’t long before someone followed the clues and discovered the oddities at home.
Their wives’ changes started with the appearance of salted duck eggs, so who was selling the salted duck eggs to them?
And that’s how Rong Ziyan was found.
Turns out, this little imp was the reason why their wives had changed so much. He had to be scolded!
But as soon as they started talking, they were lectured by Rong Ziyan.
Rong Ziyan: You yourself hate straight guys, why are you so straight normally?
The other person: …
Rong Ziyan: You say your wife has changed, so how many advantages do you have that make her stay good to you?
The other person: …
Rong Ziyan: Are you the type who owns a house, a car, no loan, and can make your girl have no financial pressure, no need to be busy running around trying to make money for household expenses?
The other person: … No.
Rong Ziyan: Then are you the type that is a striving, high-quality stock, diligent and filial at home, and a considerate and gentle man who shares household chores?
The other person: Also, no.
Rong Ziyan: You are nothing, who gives you the courage to expect your girl to be loyal to you from start to finish? Even Liang Jingru would have to smack you!
The other person: …
[Depression Value +1000]
Although they felt that something was not right, they could not refute him.
In the end, they could only honestly ask Rong Ziyan: Then what should I do?
Rong Ziyan: Put down your game, save the money to buy your girl some small gifts she likes, and be romantic occasionally.
The other person: But what exactly do girls like?!
Generally speaking, if he asked a real relationship counselor this question, he might get some ambiguous answers. But Rong Ziyan… was a WeChat merchant.
So, soon, Rong Ziyan’s goose eggs sold in large quantities again. Those young ladies who were previously unwilling to join the goose-raising army all received the first surprise from their straight boyfriends on one of their days off work.
Opening it up, it was a round goose egg.
These young ladies instantly realized that they must have bought goods from the same WeChat merchant.
MMP, Rong Ziyan, you stone-cold straight guy, you’re ruthless!
So, Rong Ziyan successfully reaped a large wave of emotional value on Tantan, which was inexhaustible.
And inspired by Tantan’s successful promotion case, Rong Ziyan couldn’t help but want to extend his reach to Momo.
System: The Heavenly Path definitely wouldn’t have imagined that you would eventually get rich by being a WeChat merchant.
Rong Ziyan said righteously: WeChat merchant is also a profession, the Heavenly Path should treat everyone equally.
System: Okay, you’re so stone-cold, what you say is right.
So, gradually, by the time the System reacted, Rong Ziyan had actually made nearly 100,000 yuan by selling salted duck eggs.
Although this speed was much slower than what he had initially imagined. But Rong Ziyan’s face was dark, this 100,000 yuan was all from mass sales of salted duck eggs and salted fish!
Thinking about it, it was actually quite inspiring.
However, Rong Ziyan had been selling less recently. It wasn’t because he wasn’t diligent, but because the application for the “Heavy Gold Seeking Son” project that Rong Ziyan had provided had been approved by his tutor.
As the discoverer, Rong Ziyan was naturally the first to be pulled into the research team. As for Rong Ziyan’s original status as an undergraduate student, it didn’t matter. Based on Rong Ziyan’s current grades and contributions, being recommended for postgraduate studies was more than enough.
And Rong Ziyan’s postgraduate tutor was also the leader of his current research project, which made the application even more convenient.
But where there was good, there was also trouble.
It could only be said that the bottle of “Heavy Gold Seeking Son” sent out by the Heavenly Path was indeed too precious for humans.
Not to mention anything else, just the few endangered animals that could only be seen in protected bases, if their fertility rates could be improved, if the species could gradually develop, even if they could not return to their former glory, it would still be an invaluable luxury for humans.
Therefore, as soon as the project was submitted, it became a key national scientific research project. People and money were poured into the agricultural university without reservation.
Even experts with resources in the circle joined the agricultural university’s scientific research team to provide support.
It takes many years to complete a scientific research project. The human and material resources invested are also considerable.
Therefore, after the genetics expert joined, the group of students he brought also moved into the agricultural university.
The agricultural university also specially vacated a few dormitories for them.
Coincidentally, it was right next to the veterinary medicine department, right next to Rong Ziyan’s dormitory.
This Saturday, the students of the genetics expert arrived with their luggage.
The first month was a closed-door intensive study, as they had to participate in experiments. Because there were only so many samples, not everyone had the opportunity to come into contact with them. It required each of them to perform their respective duties.
At the same time, they needed a large number of experiments to verify the results, so they didn’t have much time to go home. They simply did a closed-door intensive study, letting them live in the agricultural university, while helping to make decisions and keep an eye on the experiments in the lab, and also learn the relevant knowledge.
Those who could be brought by the expert were naturally elites among elites. Many of them had some independent research results, big or small. So, regardless of their individual personalities, as soon as they arrived, they were out of tune with the agricultural university’s group of more lively students.
And the students in the veterinary medicine department also knew that they were busy doing important research, so they remained quiet. They didn’t even dare to run and jump in the corridor.
Graduation season was inherently unsettling. If it were normal, they could have gotten together to joke around and keep each other company, which would help to alleviate some of the anxiety.
But now it was too much. They didn’t dare to curse loudly when playing games at night, and they had to wonder if the smell of their snail noodles would be too strong and affect the new arrivals’ rest. These veterinary medicine students were also a little miserable.
But their restraint also made the new arrivals feel very uncomfortable.
After all, although they were a few years older, those doing scientific research were also living people. They couldn’t just bury themselves in experiments twenty-four hours a day.
Now that no one was talking, they didn’t dare to move, for fear of being disliked by the agricultural university students. So the atmosphere of the entire floor was very strange.
The tutor quickly realized the problem, so he found Rong Ziyan and discussed with him whether there were any ways to improve the situation.
Rong Ziyan thought for a while, “Why don’t we have a small welcome party? Maybe things will be better after having a meal together.”
The tutor thought that it made sense, so he quickly assigned this task.
Since it was a welcome party, there had to be entertainment.
In addition to it being rushed, the veterinary medicine department decided to put on a few song and dance performances and a funny stage play.
There were talented people in the department in charge of arts and entertainment, so there was no problem. But the key was, how were they supposed to invite people!
The tutor intended to let them interact more with each other, so he didn’t contact the people beforehand. Now they had to go and invite them themselves.
So, that night, the class monitor of Rong Ziyan’s class stood awkwardly at the door with an invitation, hesitating whether or not to knock.
Rong Ziyan passed by and saw him, so he simply helped him knock on the door.
“Damn it, damn it! I’m not ready yet! Rong Ziyan, you’re so stone-cold!” The class monitor was very indignant.
The dorm room was also in chaos, and it took a few seconds before someone opened the door. But after opening the door, a familiar smell wafted out from inside.
The class monitor sniffed, and it felt like spicy and sour noodles.
The key was that on the table, which was in a mess, there was a familiar item, looking like the eggshells of leftover salted duck eggs.
Looking at how familiar Rong Ziyan was with the experts, the class monitor instantly realized something very important.
It had only been a week, and Rong Ziyan had already developed his salted duck egg business to these experts?!
He was so surprised that he was speechless, but what confused the class monitor even more was what happened next.
They clearly had only a few awkward words, and Rong Ziyan led him to knock on the doors of each of the experts’ dorms.
Five minutes later, the mixed smell of spicy and sour noodles and snail noodles wafted through the corridor.
The veterinary medicine department and the experts who came later were all squatting in the corner, holding bowls and slurping noodles. The breeze blew through, and the familiar smell made them all relax a lot.
Looking at the harmonious scene before him, the class monitor suddenly felt that their previous restraint made them look like idiots.
And Rong Ziyan nodded and said, “That’s right. Snail noodles have such a strong smell, it’s really stupid to slurp them in the dorm.”
Everyone who was inexplicably targeted: Damn it, I still want to beat Rong Ziyan today.
Men’s friendship was just that simple and rough. As long as they ate at the same table and slurped noodles in the same corner, they were brothers!
So, within two days, the dorms of the veterinary medicine department had returned to their former liveliness, and the veterinary medicine students had even formed mutual help pairs with the experts.
The veterinary medicine students helped the experts who didn’t have time to eat dinner buy meals, and the experts, in their spare time, would guide them through their messy papers.
In the class group chat, everyone sighed, feeling that Rong Ziyan was simply the lucky star of the veterinary medicine department. His discovery of the drug made the graduation thesis defense of the entire veterinary medicine department a lot easier.
Someone sighed, “So, most of the experts actually have pretty good tempers. They surprisingly get along pretty well with us.”
Everyone agreed.
At this moment, someone replied anonymously, “They’re all just putting on a show! Real experts often keep their distance.”
As soon as this statement came out, it had a very divisive meaning, and many people felt quite annoyed.
But after thinking about it, they quickly figured out the identity of this person. Most likely it was one of the four useless wastes in Rong Ziyan’s dorm or the Rich Second Generation.
After all, no one in their class needed to be anonymous, except for those five.
Therefore, everyone scolded without restraint.
Soon, this anonymous person took off their mask and stood up. As expected, it was the Rich Second Generation.
He was also very impolite in his words, “I am following an expert tutor for studies. I am with experts every day, wouldn’t I know better than you guys?”
His words hit the nail on the head, and many people were instantly speechless.
Indeed, they were mostly just nodding acquaintances with the experts who were now living in the dorm. Although they were helpful, they didn’t have much common ground to talk about normally.
As for wanting to be friends… They were about to graduate, and who knew where they would end up working. But the experts were different. They had all heard that as long as the current project was successful, each of them would be heroes in the history of science.
Naturally, they had a bright future.
Senior students were already sensitive about their future, and now, all the fear they had suppressed before came out.
For a time, everyone’s mood was quite low.
And the Rich Second Generation was very smug.
He didn’t know how the news that Rong Ziyan had taken the lead in writing papers had reached his family. His grandfather had called him back and scolded him severely.
Later, the tutor from the agricultural university found out about the jerk who had written the paper for him. If it wasn’t for the influence of his family, he would have been completely cut off from the path of scientific research because of this academic fraud.
But even so, he was still greatly affected. Now, even when he was following the tutor, he was disliked by not only his senior fellow students but also the tutor himself.
But Rong Ziyan was doing very well these days, which made him even more unhappy.
But since he couldn’t touch Rong Ziyan, being able to squeeze out the other classmates was also a form of venting.
However, the Rich Second Generation forgot one thing. Rong Ziyan was also in the class group chat, and he had been a fat sheep that Rong Ziyan had been raising for a long time.
Therefore, after everyone was silent, Rong Ziyan quickly added a sentence below him: “Dear, actually there is also a disconnect between you and everyone in the group. In order to make the atmosphere more harmonious, here I suggest that we never see you again!”
He attached an emoji of a bald-headed little man wearing a Manchu hat and a dress with the words “Empress” written on his belly waving a little handkerchief, with the caption [Your Majesty, go in peace, your concubine will raise other people’s children].