TWWMABMTBH Chapter 47

Chapter 47: Truly a Remarkably Handsome Goose Son

Geese, due to their strong combat abilities and painful bites, are known as small-bodied thugs.

Especially those who have been bitten when they were young, it’s a lifelong trauma. The girls in the dorm were like that at first.

Seeing the geese running over from afar, they tried to avoid them. At the same time, many were worried that if the geese strolled around so carelessly, they would pee everywhere, making the hallway stink.

But in less than half a day, they discovered that Rong Ziyan’s geese were trained. They magically knew to excrete in their own designated little goose toilets. At the same time, they never actively attacked people. They even seemed to enjoy cuddling.

“Sister, look at my little heart~” A goose with the biggest courage wagged the silly hair on its head behind a girl, trying to make her feel its cuteness.

The girl who was being clung to had no choice but to squat down and stroke its head.

“Hehehe,” the comfortable goose couldn’t help but giggle foolishly, its half-closed knife-like eyes curving into crescent moons.

The girl stared at it for a while, finally couldn’t help but reach out and pick it up.

It must be admitted that although Rong Ziyan’s geese were bald and not as fluffy, they were still quite… cute?

Thus, with their excellent ability to act cute and be spoiled, the geese finally regained their favor. In just a few hours, photography enthusiasts from the girls’ dorm had already taken exclusive beautiful photos of them and posted them on the forum!

Sunlight sprinkled on the floor in the washroom. A goose, having shed its down and grown long, snow-white feathers, tilted its head and smiled.

The scene was extremely beautiful. Even Rong Ziyan, the “father” of the geese, almost didn’t recognize them.

So, can these seemingly weak geese really take on the job of guardians?

Many people doubted this, but the girls in the dorms didn’t care so much.

After all, the geese were so cute, and their fluff indeed eased their anxiety and fear.

Soon, it was evening.

The hallways were empty and quiet. Even the geese were asleep in their nests.

A dark figure silently came to the drying room, picked up a few pieces of clothing he had been eyeing for a while, and ran out.

After doing this for several days in a row, his movements had become extremely skilled. He was familiar with both the entry and escape routes. There was a hint of leisurely “elegance” in his movements.

After all, even several investigations by the police hadn’t caught him!

Thinking this, he couldn’t help but feel proud.

However, at this moment, something seemed to move in the drying room.

White was very conspicuous at night, especially with as many as seven or eight geese.

Although they were still half-grown geese and not very tall, they were surprisingly bold. They blocked the perverted man’s way in unison.

The first reaction of the perverted man was to kick the geese away. But unexpectedly, as soon as he raised his leg, another goose on the ground bit his leg fiercely.

The goose that bit him was still very upset and even “pui”-ed humanely.

“Ugly creep, disgusting, sisters, let’s go! Get him!”

With a high-pitched “ga,” all the geese instantly sprang into action.

As expected of the high-intelligence geese stamped by the handsome Father Rong, coupled with years of fighting wits and courage with the “disrespectful old” department head, the geese weren’t just simply chasing in a straight line, they would also engage in guerrilla warfare. They would bite, and then leave, with exceptional agility, not allowing the bastard to catch them.

At the same time, they kept making heroic cries, calling for people to come out and catch the pervert.

There were hundreds of people on the floor of the girls’ dorm, there were always a few girls who were brave and relatively strong.

Hearing the goose cries, they immediately came out with mop rods from the dorms, intending to catch the pervert themselves.

“Let’s go! Catch this bastard!”

“That’s right! I want to see what this dog looks like, daring to come to our girls’ dorm to steal clothes.”

The lights in the hallway turned on brightly, and the pervert finally panicked. He threw away the clothes in his hand and just wanted to escape from the geese’s encirclement.

So, he reached out and grabbed at the goose that bit him, risking being bitten again just to kill one.

But unexpectedly, at a critical moment, the goose flapped its wings and actually flew up!

“Fool, I can fly~” The goose that fell from the air had its knife-like eyes full of disdain.

And during this moment of stunnedness, the other geese swarmed up, biting the man so badly that he rolled on the ground.

By the time the dorm supervisor arrived, the pervert was squatting there, facing the wall in despair.

Every few seconds, the geese would go up and bite him hard. From a distance, you could tell it hurt a lot.

When the police arrived, the pervert was on the verge of collapse, hugging the police’s leg and crying loudly, “I beg you, I confess everything, please take me away!”

Police: …So now you are crying so loudly, why didn’t you surrender earlier?

Pervert: Who knew they would keep such fierce geese in the dorm!

Five minutes later, the police took the pervert back to the police station for interrogation. The girls who were finally out of danger were also very excited. Some even took out fruit, cut it into small pieces, and fed the geese to give them a snack.

Geese: A happy life surrounded by young ladies, please don’t let it ever end!

However, reality always shatters the naivety and dreams of childhood.

After the pervert was dealt with, the geese were quickly moved out of the dorm and sent back to the original vegetable garden.

However, this time, due to their excellent performance, although they still hadn’t reached their peak appearance, relying on their outstanding abilities, the geese successfully regained their favor.

They spent their days immersed in the light of love from gentle and cute young ladies, and were also able to get their fur rubbed twice a day by their handsome father. Their goose life had reached its peak.

However, as ambitious geese, they did not become complacent. On the contrary, they decided to better demonstrate their advantages.

Being temporarily bald was not a big deal at all. The point was that they were useful! Smart and agile, they were considered campus patrolmen.

When it comes to guarding, we are professional~

Therefore, the geese, having learned to flap their wings and jump out of the vegetable garden fence, began to stroll around the campus in groups.

As a result, the police station in the area where the agricultural university was located became busy recently.

Stealing bicycles, distributing small ads, and even illegal internet cafes coming to school to recruit people, unlicensed taxis?!

For a week in a row, the scene of geese chasing people in groups could be seen on the campus of the agricultural university.

It was actually quite reassuring!

And perhaps due to the fact that they were about to enter their mature period, the geese were no longer losing feathers, but starting to grow feathers.

Rong Ziyan’s batch of geese were Wanxi White Geese, which were considered a small to medium-sized breed of geese. They were only slightly larger than ducks. Moreover, because they were big wool producers, once matured, their feathers were white and soft. The flat yellow beaks, the round black bean eyes, and the faces of the geese were also quite delicate.

The geese who had regained their looks were once again the cute darlings they were in the beginning.

In addition to guarding the home and protecting the school’s public property, even the leaders of the agricultural university couldn’t help but take a second look at them when they passed by.

However, as geese with taste, only cute young ladies and a handsome father could win the favor of the geese.

Thus, the male leaders were always turned away, while only the gentle female leaders could stroke the soft feathers of the geese.

However, just as a few peaceful days had passed, the agricultural university became lively again.

The celebrity who came last time was said to be coming back to the agricultural university to film.

It was said that he needed to film a few additional shots.

The first time they came, many students at the agricultural university were quite excited! After all, he was a popular celebrity.

However, after seeing him in person, they became indifferent. And later, someone from the veterinary department who was present at the time posted about the celebrity’s difficulty with Rong Ziyan on the forum. This made even more people dislike the celebrity.

It was fine that he didn’t follow the rules when borrowing the venue, but he also kept criticizing the agricultural university.

Originally, everyone had agreed that if that bastard dared to make insinuations on Weibo after returning, they would post the photo of him with his face spit on by the alpaca online.

As a result, this person chickened out and didn’t say a word after returning, and everyone gradually forgot about it.

Later, after the incident in the girls’ dorm, the students were even more disgusted with the arrival of the production crew and wished they would go to another school.

However, there was an agreement, so on a Sunday when there were fewer people, the production crew still came.

It was hot, and the celebrity was very fussy. One minute he wanted water, the next he said he needed to rest because of the sun. A task that could clearly be completed in three hours dragged on until the afternoon.

At two o’clock in the afternoon, it was the hottest time, but luckily, the filming was finally at the last scene.

It was the scene where the celebrity interacts with a dog.

However, the production crew didn’t expect that the celebrity would actually lead out a large dog that was more than a person tall, and it looked like a Caucasian Shepherd.

The director’s face immediately darkened, “We agreed to bring a small dog! This is a school, it’s easier to control a small dog if something happens.”

The celebrity didn’t care, “How can a small dog highlight my handsomeness? It’s this one! I just bought it from a kennel yesterday, purebred, and obedient.”

“…” The director was speechless by his words and could only suppress his anger and think about filming the content first.

But this Caucasian Shepherd was being filmed up close for the first time. The moment the camera was pointed at its face, the dog was immediately startled. First, it bit off the camera that was approaching it, then it broke free from its leash, barking wildly as it ran down the path.

“Damn it! Go after it!” The entire director group panicked.

Such a big dog, if it bit a student, they wouldn’t be able to afford the compensation.

The celebrity was also dumbfounded. His manager was so angry that she slapped him across the face, “I told you to be obedient, but you just wouldn’t listen. If this gets out of hand, you can just wait for the consequences!”

After speaking, the manager also quickly sent people to look for it.

However, when they arrived, they were surprised to find that the Caucasian Shepherd was sitting obediently on its hind legs, leaning against the wall, its tail clamped tightly between its legs.

A group of white geese or ducks were squinting their knife-like eyes, looking at the Caucasian Shepherd with unfriendly gazes.

Rong Ziyan, who was standing nearby, patted the heads of the geese, “Don’t always bully small animals.”

“Dad, aren’t we great!” The geese proudly shook the silly hair on their heads, sending small hearts of love towards Rong Ziyan.

The celebrity and director group, who were chasing behind them, were all sweating and were in a bit of disbelief.

Rong Ziyan stared at the celebrity for a while, then said, “Ah! You’re the pillar spirit, you’ve come! Long time no see.”