TWWMABMTBH Chapter 45

Chapter 45: Go Wash Your Face?

Llamas are only cute when they are young and when you keep a distance from them.

This small group at the agricultural university, although students regularly help them bathe and groom, keeping their wool snow-white and fluffy, are still large animals and definitely have a certain smell. Moreover, llamas have large incisors; you don’t notice them from afar, but up close, you get the illusion that those two big teeth could bite your head off.

“Holy crap, what, what’s going on?” The man was startled and was about to run away, but the next second, the lead female llama grabbed his clothes and dragged him into the pen.

“No way! Tea Tea is usually very shy; why is she so unrestrained today?” All the veterinary students were stunned, forgetting to stop them for a moment.

Then, more female llamas crowded around, trying to lick the man’s face.

“Let go! Let me go!” The man struggled desperately and finally fell to the ground.

The perspective shifted rapidly. All that could be seen was the blue sky and the uneven, top-to-bottom, llama heads, trimmed into different hairstyles.

At this moment, they all opened their mouths towards him. Tui! Tui, tui! Tui, tui, tui!

This flavorful experience will surely be unforgettable for him.

But the female llamas, influenced by the drug, after spitting, walked away silently with a barrage of “emmmmmmm…” floating over their heads, and all went to rub against the male llamas who had been previously forgotten in the corner.

Obviously, after a brief moment of interest, the female llamas discovered through comparison that this was the real handsome guy in their hearts.

As for the one lying on the ground, besides smelling good, they really couldn’t find any other advantages.

“What a disaster!” Rong Ziyan sighed and shook his head.

System: I beg you, can you act like a human?

Rong Ziyan didn’t answer, but silently picked up the camera next to him and planned to go back. The first-hand information had been obtained, and there was no point in wasting time here.

As for the follow-up issues, the reactions of the female llamas showed that the effects of the drug had completely dissipated. It was just that Rong Ziyan felt that the formula still needed to be adjusted.

System was puzzled: Why, host, is it not working quite well? I see cross-species love happening.

Rong Ziyan: That’s exactly why it needs to be changed.

While observing, Rong Ziyan had already noticed the problem. If it simply enhanced male charm, it would be fine, but this drug obviously blurred the lines between species. It was no different from casting a hex.

Especially now, if it were only used in animal husbandry or for the reproduction of endangered species, it would still be fine. But what if it was developed for use on humans in the future?

System: Is that even possible?

Rong Ziyan: Why not? Even now, there are still many people who hallucinate and die or have accidents.

Rong Ziyan frowned, touching the bottle, just like the lawsuit he got into with the loan sharks. Rong Ziyan was sure he had not randomly signed anything, yet the signature on the IOU was his actual handwriting.

Maybe that Rich Second Generation had also used some despicable means.

Regaining his composure, Rong Ziyan took out his notebook to record the specific experimental results. He intended to improve the aspect of enhancing male charm, focusing primarily on promoting successful mating rates.

However, this improvement would probably take longer. He only had the framework now not because of his innate talent but because he had the first version of the formula provided by the Heavenly Path.

Rong Ziyan was thinking about discussing with his tutor whether to transfer the project to his tutor’s control and list it as part of the university’s scientific research project.

System was nervous: Then wouldn’t the credit go to him?

Rong Ziyan shook his head: But it wasn’t my credit to begin with; isn’t this the formula from the water in the Guanyin bottle?

Moreover, judging from the current situation, there are endangered species going extinct every day. If the drug could be produced sooner, it would not only be extremely effective for the development of animal husbandry but also greatly contribute to ecological protection.

Didn’t the Heavenly Path give it to him hoping he would directly pass it on? Otherwise, why would it specifically explain that the source of all items from the lottery would be replenished by the Heavenly Path?

After all, for something like this, he could secretly sell it on the so-called “black market” and no one would care about the source.

Thus, Rong Ziyan said to the System, “When the overall environment is good, the individual can be better.”

The System seemed to understand, but instinctively felt that what Rong Ziyan said was very reasonable.

And Rong Ziyan, after making up his mind, planned to go see his tutor with the drug. As expected, this would be a big deal for the veterinary department in the future. They would probably discuss it for a long time.

But at this moment, a strange man came to block Rong Ziyan’s path.

“Excuse me, could you give me your camera?”

Rong Ziyan frowned, “Who are you?”

“Ah, it’s like this, you just filmed my artist. Public figures, such videos shouldn’t be spread outside.”

Rong Ziyan directly refused, “Sorry, this is my experimental record. I have a research project that needs to be discussed with my tutor. I must show it to my tutor. It can be deleted afterward.”

Hearing that it was an artist, Rong Ziyan understood. He simply retreated a step.

But the artist who had bumped into Rong Ziyan before refused to let it go, “No! You must delete it. I want to watch him delete it and give me a public apology!”

“He was the one who made me look bad. Go ask him if he took money to set me up?”

Rong Ziyan frowned and looked him over. He didn’t look very old, about the same age as him. He must have had makeup on, but after being spat on by the female llamas, half of his makeup was ruined, and his face looked like a palette, which was very unsightly.

Seeing Rong Ziyan keep quiet, the man became more anxious and tried to pull him up.

“Don’t stop me; I must have an explanation today. What about the Agricultural University? Just because you let them use a filming location, can the students of the school bully others?”

He immediately tried to pin a big label on it. And there were many people around, and faintly, there seemed to be a reporter.

Rong Ziyan, not wanting to cause trouble for the school, explained, “You bumped into me first. Besides, I wouldn’t deliberately set you up. This is a restricted area for non-research personnel. If you hadn’t jumped in on your own, no one would have done anything to you.”

Rong Ziyan pointed to the sign next to him.

“These llamas are all in their mating season, and they are naturally very irritable, so the veterinary department put up the signs a week ago. To ensure everyone’s safety, non-laboratory members have long been forbidden from entering.”

“So you mean I deserved it?” This man was obviously pampered and rarely refuted. His temper flared up, and he was about to curse.

A student from the veterinary department hurried over to explain to Rong Ziyan, “This is a big star. He has a very bad temper.”

He was afraid that Rong Ziyan would suffer. After all, there were reporters here! These people could twist words, and who knows what kind of meaning they would make of it.

After hearing his explanation, Rong Ziyan roughly understood.

It turned out that this man really had a big background. He was a newly emerging idol artist in the entertainment industry. His handsome face had fooled many fans. The key point was that he came from a wealthy family and had firmly established the persona of a Rich Second Generation from the beginning.

What others didn’t dare to say, he dared to say. What others didn’t dare to openly despise, he dared to directly scold.

Perhaps he had seen too many big stars of the past who tried to ensure that not a single hair was out of place when they went out, this guy had miraculously become a clear stream in the entertainment industry because of his personality.

In the words of his fans, “Our brother is just so direct! He lives happily, honestly, and without pretense.”

Rong Ziyan never followed the entertainment circle and didn’t have anyone like this in his mind. After hearing the introduction, he subconsciously commented, “What is so real about this? Isn’t he just a contrarian?”

“…” The whole place fell silent, and no one could help but “pfft” before everyone started laughing.

It was really like that, someone would say that they wore a skirt today, and he would immediately say, so what? You don’t wear pants, are you looking down on pants? This has nothing to do with truth; it’s just pure contrariness.

The artist was so angry that he insisted that Rong Ziyan had to apologize.

Rong Ziyan was not ambiguous and directly retorted, “I have ugly photos of you being spit on by llamas.”

Artist: ???

Rong Ziyan: And shouldn’t you go wash your face first?

Artist: ???

Rong Ziyan: You better go change your clothes, too; you smell terrible.

Artist: !!!

[Anger Value +1000] After this three-hit combo, the artist couldn’t care about arguing with Rong Ziyan, and he ran off with his manager to take care of himself.

Seeing them leave so quickly, Rong Ziyan remembered that he had promised the manager to delete the recording, and he wanted to call them back to tell them that again.

But he didn’t recognize either of them, so he just shouted, “That manager of the contrarian, remember to go to the veterinary department office to find me later.”

What was a contrarian? The veterinary students around were also curious.

Rong Ziyan: Isn’t something even more contrary than a contrarian a pillar?

The students suddenly realized: Holy crap! That makes so much sense!

And the artist not far away was even more angry and kept saying that he had to make Rong Ziyan pay the price.

His manager was a smart one and quickly stopped him, “Save it! Didn’t you hear what he said earlier? Non-laboratory personnel are forbidden from entering!”

“So what? He’s just a poor student!”

The manager was so angry he wanted to slap him, “Didn’t you hear about the demotion of the director of the local station before?”

“I heard, wasn’t it just that an academic program crashed?”

“Crashed? I’ll tell you straight, that program group was thoroughly investigated afterwards. The chief director is still in the slammer!”

“Why do you think that is? The entertainment circle is still entertainment. Scientific research is the focus! You still dare to cause trouble at the agricultural university at this crucial moment; you better not court death. If you really hit a brick wall, don’t say that I won’t protect you; not even your own father can save you!”

“So I just have to bear it?”

The manager didn’t even bother to pay attention to him. “Whatever you want.”

After speaking, he left the temporary lounge, not wanting to say another word to this big idiot.

And at this moment, Rong Ziyan also arrived at the tutor’s office.

At first, when the tutor saw the video, he thought that Rong Ziyan was joking with him, but later, when he saw Rong Ziyan’s relevant experimental records, he was also shocked.

“A major discovery, this is a major discovery!”

“Are you sure that this has the characteristic of increasing the success rate of mating?”

“Yes.” Rong Ziyan nodded, “I experimented with mice in heat. The results showed that the completeness of embryonic development and the health level were much higher than normal. But after all, the time was too short, and more observation is needed to confirm it later.”

“Good, good, good.” The tutor was so excited that he patted Rong Ziyan on the shoulder, “You go back first. I’ll go find the head of the department now. We’ll probably have to hold a discussion meeting!”

“Okay, then you think about it first.” Rong Ziyan put down his things and walked out. Before leaving, he remembered one thing, “By the way, the one who was sprayed by the drug was a celebrity, which might be a bit troublesome.”

After hearing the process, the tutor couldn’t help but laugh, “Don’t worry, this isn’t our trouble, it’s his trouble!”

Rong Ziyan immediately felt relieved and left the office.

System: What are we going to do now?

Rong Ziyan thought for a moment, “Let’s go see the geese! I’ve been too busy lately, and I haven’t had much time to care for them.”

So the two went directly to the private vegetable garden. As luck would have it, the geese were taking a stroll in the garden at this moment.

The two-month-old geese had completely grown their snow-white feathers, but their thin bodies and long necks, combined with their cold, fierce eyes, made them look strangely ferocious.

The moment Rong Ziyan appeared, they madly rushed towards Rong Ziyan, shouting, “Handsome daddy! We’re here!”

However, Rong Ziyan casually avoided their enthusiasm and instead picked up the broom next to him and started sweeping the ground.

The geese immediately burst into tears: Never would have thought, there would be a day when they lost to a broom!