TWWMABMTBH Chapter 32

Chapter 32: Rong Ziyan is Everywhere

As everyone knows, birds have imprinting reactions. Geese are a typical example of an imprinting species. But this little gosling, clearly seeing the department head at first glance, directly ignored him, turned around and hugged Rong Ziyan’s finger, closed its eyes and reopened them for a second imprinting, which was also very magical.

“Pfft.” Another female teacher in the office couldn’t help but laugh.

The gosling was very sensitive to sounds, and upon hearing the laughter, it looked up. A hint of excitement flashed in its dazed black bean eyes.

“Oh, oh, such a gentle auntie.” A small heart appeared on the gosling’s head, floating towards the female teacher. At the same time, it opened its tender mouth and called out to her as if to say hello, and then continued to hug Rong Ziyan’s finger and nuzzle against it.

“I still like Daddy the most, Daddy is the most, most, most handsome!”

“Give all the little hearts to Daddy!” Cute little hearts floated from the gosling’s head towards Rong Ziyan, and at the same time, the gosling closed its eyes while rubbing against Rong Ziyan, its eyelashes curved, making it look like it was smiling. It was so cute it was killing people.

Those who study veterinary medicine generally have no resistance to fluffy things.

The gosling was so adorable that the department head couldn’t help but lean over, wanting to steal some attention.

However, after just one glance, the gosling expressionlessly turned its little head away.

Too, too ugly, unbearable to look at.

“So, Head, are you being disliked!” The female teacher joked casually.

“That’s impossible! There must be something wrong with this goose. How can the imprinting reaction of birds not be followed?” The department head firmly refused to admit it, and believed that when the gosling first saw him, it must have been because it didn’t see clearly, and that’s why it turned to Rong Ziyan.

So, in order to verify this, the department head turned his attention to the other eggs.

“Are these eggs from the same nest?” the department head asked Rong Ziyan.

“Yes,” Rong Ziyan nodded, “They were all laid on the same day!”

“If this one has hatched, then the others must be close too.” The serious department head quickly squatted down in front of the goose eggs, trying to be the first one the little goslings saw.

And so, after another ten minutes or so, the other eggs started to show signs of movement.

When the second gosling hatched, the department head accurately put his face in front of the gosling.

And then, the same scene as when the first gosling was born was repeated on the second gosling.

The department head watched with his own eyes as the gosling, which had just opened its eyes, instantly closed them again.

Gosling No. 2: Damn, you’re ugly as hell.

It seemed to have quite a temper, completely different from the first little cutie who acted like a spoiled child.

Rong Ziyan wordlessly tapped the gosling’s head, but instead, it grabbed his finger and hugged it.

Gosling: Daddy, save me! This ugly middle-aged man is trying to kidnap your gosling.

Rong Ziyan: …Is it that dramatic?

Rong Ziyan was a bit shocked by the gosling’s theatrics.

But at this moment, the department head wasn’t giving up. Seeing that the second gosling was also the same, he relentlessly squatted in wait of the third.

As a result, this gosling was more timid, and in a panic, it directly pecked off the poor-quality wig on his head, revealing the department head’s long-hidden bald patch.

Gosling No. 3: Wuwuwuwu, what is this egg thingy!

[Department Head’s Embarrassment Value +2000]

The female teacher in the office quietly shifted her gaze, pretending not to see, to preserve the already shattered self-esteem of the department head.

But Rong Ziyan, who was directly opposite the department head, couldn’t do that.

So after thinking for a moment, he gave the department head a sincere suggestion: “Teacher, you should go to bed earlier after twelve o’clock in the future! Don’t always read gossip on Zhihu.”

Rong Ziyan remembered receiving a system notification that the department head had been following his gossip posts late at night, and even providing resentment value. So, seeing that the department head still looked so devastated, he added another sincere word of advice, “Teacher, don’t be afraid. Hair… will always grow back!”

“…” Rong Ziyan’s words hit the department head like a bolt of lightning. He stared wide-eyed, unable to speak for a long time. There was only one thought in his mind, “Damn! How did Rong Ziyan know about this!”

In the end, the department head, whose hairstyle had been exposed, was severely traumatized and told Rong Ziyan to quickly take his geese away. He also agreed to temporarily place them in the veterinary department’s own vegetable garden.

So, Rong Ziyan led the 13 goslings and one Muscovy duck leisurely towards the vegetable garden.

Along the way, the goslings, stumbling along behind Rong Ziyan, attracted the attention of many people.

And these goslings lived up to their dramatic nature, all proudly raising their little heads, with subtitles above them: “As expected, our daddy is the most handsome, and we are handsome too! These stupid humans are all fascinated by us!”

Little did they know that in everyone’s eyes, they were just a group of small yellow ducks with tufts of hair on their heads. Far from being imposing, they were even short-legged.

And so, Rong Ziyan smoothly led the goslings to the veterinary department’s own vegetable garden. As soon as they entered, they saw a very cute and warm straw nest.

Although the head of the veterinary department seemed like a middle-aged man without any sentiment, he was very considerate. He had prepared the goslings’ nest long ago. The goslings were also very satisfied. They rolled around inside and then prepared to find a place to sleep.

“The department head made all of this for you. You have to thank him next time you see him. You can’t be impolite!” Rong Ziyan instructed the goslings.

The goslings tilted their heads. “Okay! We’ll listen to Daddy!”

Instantly, they were surrounded by a group of little hearts. Rong Ziyan settled the goslings down, and then took his remaining luggage back to the dorm.

It had been almost two months since he had been back here. Rong Ziyan stood downstairs at the dorm building and felt a strange sense of unfamiliarity.

System: Homesick?

Rong Ziyan shook his head: This place isn’t really my hometown.

It’s more like a hotel where I’ve stayed for three years. With a sigh, Rong Ziyan carried his luggage and walked towards the dorm.

Unlike the coldness when he left before, this time, as soon as Rong Ziyan entered the dorm building, he was warmly welcomed by everyone.

Especially after he got to the fourth floor. Those living on the fourth floor were all veterinary students. When they saw Rong Ziyan come back, several people who were familiar with him took the initiative to come forward and greet him.

“Ah, academic genius, you’re finally back!”

“That’s right, we can finally see a human again.”

“I see you guys are doing pretty well lately?” Rong Ziyan patted the shoulder of the person closest to him. Then, he received such a cry of complaint.

“No, we aren’t, our graduation theses are killing us. Wuwuwu, Rong! We’ve had a hard time without you.”

Rong Ziyan thought about it: “Don’t talk nonsense, isn’t it that you’re having a hard time without video games?”

[Bewildered Value +1000]

There was no way to continue this conversation. His sincere heart had been fed to the dogs after all. That classmate looked full of grief.

Rong Ziyan reached into his pocket and pulled out a salted duck egg, handing it over, “Do you want to eat?”

The classmate wiped away his tears and grabbed the salted duck egg.

“Eat!”

It’s worth two and a half yuan! Not eating it would be a waste, right?

And so, after a round of noisy greetings, Rong Ziyan smiled and walked towards his own dorm, but was stopped halfway by someone. Rong Ziyan looked and saw that it was his class monitor.

“What’s wrong?” Rong Ziyan asked, puzzled.

“Those four are still inside. Academic genius, why don’t you come to our dorm! We have a spare bed.” The class monitor was very understanding.

However, Rong Ziyan shook his head, “It’s okay, we’ve been living together for more than three years, I’m used to it.”

Rong Ziyan said it so casually that the others, seeing that he didn’t mind, didn’t try to persuade him further. So, Rong Ziyan knocked on the door and then went into the dorm with his luggage.

When Rong Ziyan entered the room, the other four were all lying on their beds, covered by their blankets, as if they were asleep.

But what was excessive was that, probably because Rong Ziyan hadn’t been back lately, there were many miscellaneous things on Rong Ziyan’s bed.

System: They did it on purpose! The commotion outside was so big, even a fool would know you were back!

Rong Ziyan didn’t seem to be angry at all. Instead, he decisively took out a lunchbox from his backpack.

System: Holy crap! Host, please calm down, isn’t that packed with salted fish?!

Rong Ziyan: It’s okay, after eating, let’s go see the goslings.

System: …

Half a minute later, the strong smell of fish permeated the entire dorm. The four were unable to continue sleeping due to the fishy smell and immediately sat up, wanting to give Rong Ziyan a beating.

But before they could open their mouths, the dorm door was forcefully knocked open from the outside. Rong Ziyan opened the door, only to find the class monitor there.

Right now, the class monitor’s gaze was entirely on Rong Ziyan’s lunchbox containing the salted fish. His tone was that of someone catching someone cheating, “Rong! You’re being too much! I said you were in a hurry to get back to the dorm, so it was to secretly eat this alone!”

After that, the other classmates who came over because they also smelled the aroma, glared at Rong Ziyan with accusatory eyes.

Rong Ziyan, no match for the collective anger, actively handed over the lunchbox and agreed to share it.

The previously furious enemies instantly turned into friends, and they all ran back to their dorms, carrying their own small hot pots and instant noodles, and brought their chopsticks to Rong Ziyan’s for a meal.

The four in the dorm watched the scene of chaos unfolding before them and were almost about to collapse. They thought, “Damn, it smells so fishy, ​​can’t these people smell it?”

And that one who came in holding snail noodles was the worst of all!

There was no way they could stay in this dorm. The four of them got so angry that they went straight out of the dorm. But from beginning to end, no one paid them any attention.

That night, in order to avoid Rong Ziyan in the dorm, the four of them went to a nearby internet café to spend the night.

Feeling the air in the internet café that was much fresher than in the dorm, the four finally breathed a sigh of relief, feeling a little more comfortable.

But then, someone came into the internet café, carrying a familiar little lunchbox, and accurately placed it next to the guy eating instant noodles, saying, “The academic genius brought it back. It’s freshly fried from noon, super crispy!”

“Holy crap, holy crap! We’re totally bros, he even knew to grab a share for me!” That person happily opened the lunchbox.

Rong Ziyan’s four roommates suddenly had a bad premonition. Sure enough, the familiar fishy smell appeared again.

“Ugh!” The four ran to the bathroom one after another to throw up.

[Frustration Value +4000]

And at this time, in the agricultural university dorm, Rong Ziyan sat in a chair, tallying the orders that the classmates had made today while he couldn’t help but sigh, sure enough, these roommates of his had the highest hair loss potential.

However, speaking of hair loss potential, Rong Ziyan suddenly remembered that he seemed to have forgotten something, but no matter how he thought, he couldn’t remember.

In the end, the system gave him a hint.

“Hair loss potential, isn’t that Ji Shu?”

“Ah! That’s right, it’s him!” Rong Ziyan suddenly thought that he hadn’t said goodbye to Ji Shu when he left.

But when he opened his phone, he realized that he hadn’t left Ji Shu’s contact information, so he stopped.

Actually, he could probably find out if he asked the village chief. Ji Shu had previously said he wanted to buy land in the village, so he must have exchanged contact information with the village chief.

But after thinking about it again, Rong Ziyan felt that his relationship with Ji Shu hadn’t reached the point of having to report his whereabouts. So he put it out of his mind.

Around nine o’clock, Rong Ziyan finished washing up and went to bed, when he suddenly discovered that someone had added him on QQ. It was a strange account, and the profile picture was a cartoon white goose.

System: Aww aww aww aww! A girl, a cute girl!

Rong Ziyan: I don’t think so!

Then he opened the attached information. It read: Your big baby is about to arrive, little brother, get ready.

System: Wow! So proactive!

However, Rong Ziyan decisively clicked delete.

System: ???

Rong Ziyan: People handing out small ads at the train station usually have this tone. When you’ve chatted enough and are about to go out, you’ll discover that the other party is actually a burly man, and they’ll have a honey trap waiting for you.

Rong Ziyan said it so seriously that the system was quickly brainwashed, and thought that Rong Ziyan was right.

But the next second, the phone rang.

It was a strange number.

As soon as Rong Ziyan answered, he realized it was Ji Shu.

“Little Doctor Rong, why did you block me?” Ji Shu’s opening words were a soft complaint. Even through the phone, you could feel the stray hair sticking up on his head, which was quite cute.

But facing this accusation, Rong Ziyan was always righteous, “You didn’t give me your name either!”

Ji Shu: “…”

[Bewildered Value +1000]

Luckily, the misunderstanding was resolved. Rong Ziyan removed Ji Shu from the blacklist, and they added each other as friends.

Ji Shu had always been good at starting conversations and knew how to cater to others. When the two ended the conversation and prepared to sleep, Rong Ziyan was surprised to find that it was almost 12 o’clock.

He had always been self-disciplined, and it was rare for him to chat for more than half the night.

System: Yes! Who told you to get a little demon!

Rong Ziyan thought about it: Don’t talk nonsense, isn’t it a big baby?

System: …Ji Shu called himself that, and you just went along with it like that?

Being silenced by Rong Ziyan’s words, the system refused to communicate with Rong Ziyan anymore. And Rong Ziyan, after a day of activity, fell asleep quickly.

The next morning, after Rong Ziyan got up, he received a notification from the department, saying that a production crew was coming to film a preview.

The department head specially reminded Rong Ziyan, “It’s best to conform to the natural style of the veterinary department.”

Conform to the natural style of the veterinary department. Rong Ziyan went through the clothes in his memory, and found that there was indeed a set that was particularly fitting. It was just that the color scheme… Rong Ziyan was rarely hesitant. He carefully asked the department head again, “Are you sure you want to wear that set?”

The department head’s tone was firm: “Of course! The more it shows the style of the veterinary department, the better!”

Rong Ziyan unwillingly said, “Okay then!”

And so, after putting down the phone, Rong Ziyan opened the closet and pulled out the department uniform that had been specially customized for the veterinary department’s military training performance.

The bottom was a pair of baggy white wide-leg sweatpants, and the top was a bright red short-sleeved shirt with very eye-catching green characters in the center that read “Agricultural University Veterinary Department”.

There was also a slogan on the back. “Friendship First, Competition Second!”