TWWMABMTBH Chapter 29

Damn, damn! What are they seeing?

Selling salted duck eggs is one thing, but what the hell is this kid?

[Shock Value 2000] Rong Ziyan’s classmates from the veterinary medicine department were all stunned, and it took them a few seconds to react.

It wasn’t until a minute later that someone mustered the courage to ask Rong Ziyan, “Dude, were you hacked?”

In less than a minute, Rong Ziyan replied, “No, want to buy salted duck eggs?”

That person was usually a joker, so he gave Rong Ziyan a suggestion, “Dude, you can’t do that! Your tone is too stiff. You have to talk to the brothers in our class like we usually do, all friendly.”

At the animal husbandry station, Rong Ziyan stared at this sentence and thought about it, feeling that it made some sense.

So he immediately replied below, “Alright, my son, your dad is going to eat first. Here’s the link, self-order.”

Rong Ziyan’s classmates: “…”

[Dumbfounded Value 333]

System: Rong, I’m serious, with your attitude, if you can sell your salted duck eggs, I’ll kneel down and call you dad!

However, before the system finished speaking, a notification came from WeChat, someone actually placed an order in the micro-store that Rong Ziyan had just opened, although they only bought five.

And after this order was completed, several more orders came in one after another.

Rong Ziyan: Son?

System: …Dad.

So what’s going on with these classmates of Rong Ziyan! The system was speechless.

However, Rong Ziyan actually understood, just like the way he promoted to those top students in the morning.

College students are really the kind of typical hoarders who live day by day. After all, when the supermarket closes at night and the dormitory building doors close, if you are really hungry and want a late-night snack, delivery is impossible.

Therefore, instant noodles, spicy sticks, and small hot pots have become essential foods for almost every college student.

Often after the lights are turned off, you can occasionally smell the tempting aroma of these convenient foods.

Therefore, as companions to these foods, salted duck eggs may not be a must-have for everyone, but there will definitely be a market for them.

As for the son and dad thing, it’s just a small joke between guys, no one cares.

But after all, they are the paying customers, so Rong Ziyan quickly updated a new post on his WeChat moments.

This time, it was a salted duck egg paired with dry noodles. Rong Ziyan added a line of text on top, “Buy my duck eggs, and you’ll be my forever sugar daddy!”

He also attached an emoji, it was still that bald little man, but this time he had a cute pink plush cat ear on his head and a pink plush tail behind his butt.

There was a cartoon text above his head, “Sexy little wildcat is online 24/7 to serve you.”

System: …Rong, what the heck have you been watching on the internet recently!

But the most incredible thing was that those big guys from the veterinary department actually placed orders while laughing, hahahaha.

The relationship between classmates in college is relatively mild most of the time. Despite occasional small conflicts, when it comes down to it, the department is like a family. If something happens, they must be united.

Rong Ziyan is, after all, one of their own. Everyone needs to stock up on food anyway, so supporting their own people’s business is like keeping the fat from flowing to outsiders.

Moreover, the fact that Rong Ziyan recently led a group to grind out a thesis is still being talked about, he is definitely the first representative of the veterinary department.

Therefore, if you are a brother, you must support! Buy it, buy it, buy it!

Grand opening, in just a moment, Rong Ziyan sold more than three hundred salted duck eggs. Adding the ones he sold in the morning, it added up to over four hundred.

System: It’s really fast! Usually, selling one or two hundred in a day at the town is considered a lot.

Rong Ziyan: Because this is the first day, it won’t be this fast later. No one eats salted duck eggs every day, ten is enough for them to eat for half a month.

The system understood what Rong Ziyan meant. But it was still quite happy, the sales volume meant Rong Ziyan’s method was correct.

It was about time, so after packing up, Rong Ziyan planned to go home to rest.

On the way, when he passed the snack bar, Rong Ziyan thought about it and went inside to ask the snack bar owner to make two dishes and pack a big bowl of rice to take with him.

System: Host, did you not eat enough tonight?

Rong Ziyan: No, I’m taking it for Ji Shu.

Rong Ziyan also thought about it just now on the way. He hadn’t seen Ji Shu all day, and he hadn’t heard the villagers who came to the animal husbandry station mention him, as if the man hadn’t even stepped out of his house all day.

But maybe not, thinking that Ji Shu was still sleeping when he left in the morning, Rong Ziyan recalled how this man was squatting at the door hugging a goose and waiting for him to come home yesterday.

If he had really slept for an entire day, he probably still had no food. After all, they got along relatively well, he couldn’t just watch the man starve to death in his yard. So Rong Ziyan decided to bring Ji Shu some food.

However, when Rong Ziyan arrived home, he felt that something was wrong.

From afar, he could hear the geese squawking in the small yard, urgently and sharply, as if they were in extreme panic.

System: Is it that goose?

Rong Ziyan: It should be.

As he spoke, Rong Ziyan pushed hard on the yard door.

It didn’t move?

The geese in the yard seemed to have heard the noise at the door and squawked even louder.

Rong Ziyan could see the barrage of text floating out of the yard, “Daddy, dad, woo woo woo…”

It was a mess of text and Rong Ziyan was rarely called to feel flustered. He searched his pockets for the key.

But the more anxious he was, the less he could find it. Finally, he simply put the food aside and kicked the yard door hard.

With a “bang!”, the yard door swung open, the recoil from the kick made Rong Ziyan’s calf go numb.

But he didn’t care about that, he quickly looked into the yard, only to find Ji Shu lying on the table in the yard, seemingly unconscious.

“Ji Shu!” Rong Ziyan quickly went to check on him, but was suddenly grabbed by Ji Shu’s hand.

The next second, his waist was also hugged by Ji Shu. Ji Shu was almost completely buried in Rong Ziyan’s arms.

System: Damn! Damn! What kind of plot is this?

Rong Ziyan was also stunned for a moment. Ji Shu’s situation was not right. Rong Ziyan could feel the person in his arms trembling non-stop.

“Ji Shu? What’s wrong with you?” Rong Ziyan asked him in a low voice.

But Ji Shu didn’t respond until a long time later, he finally rested his head wearily against Rong Ziyan’s abdomen and said, “Little Doctor Rong is too bad, locking me up in the morning and playing weird plays.”

“Did you have a nightmare?” Directly ignoring Ji Shu’s nonsense, Rong Ziyan lifted Ji Shu’s head and carefully observed his face.

Although it was much better than when he first entered the door, it was still pale, looking pitiful.

Rong Ziyan’s heart moved, and he whispered, “I locked the door, why didn’t you open the door yourself and come out?”

“Couldn’t open it.” Ji Shu grunted, the hand hugging Rong Ziyan’s waist tightened even more, and suddenly blurted out, “No abs.”

“Don’t talk nonsense!” Seeing that Ji Shu seemed to be okay, Rong Ziyan reached out and pushed away the hand that was hugging him.

As a result, Ji Shu still came over clinging, “I’m not talking nonsense, anyway, mine are more obvious.”

“…”

“Don’t be angry! How about I let you touch them back?” Ji Shu grabbed the corner of Rong Ziyan’s clothes and wanted to lean closer to Rong Ziyan again, but instead bumped into a bewildered goose face.

Ji Shu: ???

Rong Ziyan stuffed a handful of vegetable leaves into his hand, “If you’re okay, go feed your goose, it’s about to starve to death.”

The goose pitifully shook the tuft of hair on its head: Yes, dad! I’m starving to death, dad!

So, Ji Shu finally went to feed the goose. And Rong Ziyan went to the kitchen to heat up the food.

In the process, Rong Ziyan unobtrusively looked at Ji Shu through the window, and his brows also furrowed.

System: Does this Ji Shu have some kind of illness?

Rong Ziyan: Hmm, it should be, it’s a bit like claustrophobia, but I’m not a medical student, so I can’t make a judgment for now.

Rong Ziyan thought of the strange behavior Ji Shu had when he was sleeping when he left in the morning, and his heart also had a few more doubts.

In the past two days of getting along, he felt that Ji Shu was not quite the same as the rumors outside. Especially his personality and habits, they were completely different.

But it was better this way, Ji Shu had a sense of propriety, and there wouldn’t be too many conflicts between them in the future. On the contrary, it would be really troublesome if he were really that kind of playboy.

Seeing it this way, Rong Ziyan actually thought Ji Shu was a bit cute.

System: …So why don’t you have this realization when you look at girls?

Rong Ziyan: Don’t be silly! You can’t disrespect the girls.

So looking at girls is disrespectful, and you can logically look at men? The system was thunderstruck, unable to speak for a long time.

And at this time, the little darling Ji Shu, after feeding the goose, also entered the kitchen.

He probably took a shower during this time and changed his clothes. Elegant and charming, with deep and affectionate eyes, he was once again the well-dressed young master.

He seemed to like watching Rong Ziyan cook, and he could stare for a long time.

“Okay! Go to the yard and set up the table, it’s time to eat.” Rong Ziyan called out to Ji Shu.

“Okay.” Ji Shu complied.

After that, Ji Shu ate, while Rong Ziyan was busy cleaning up in the yard.

The ducks had to be fed, and that small patch of vegetable garden should also be watered. Rong Ziyan continued with his daily routine.

These were the most ordinary scenes, but Ji Shu, who was originally eating, suddenly stopped moving and stared at Rong Ziyan without stopping.

“What are you doing?” Rong Ziyan turned his head to look at Ji Shu.

“Nothing.” Ji Shu immediately lowered his head, the tips of his ears instantly turning red.

Rong Ziyan turned his head and continued to busy himself with his work, but before long, Ji Shu came over to his side again, following him like a little tail.

“Go, go, go, go eat!” Rong Ziyan pushed him away, but was pounced on by Ji Shu from behind.

“I won’t!” Ji Shu refused righteously.

Rong Ziyan pinched his hand and tore him off his body, “Go eat!”

Ji Shu was messing around with Rong Ziyan with laughter and jokes, and it wasn’t until the food was about to get cold that he returned to the table.

But even then, his mouth wouldn’t stop, “Little Doctor Rong, what’s your zodiac sign?”

“Rabbit.” Rong Ziyan answered casually.

“Ah, a rabbit.” Ji Shu sighed, “I’m not.”

Rong Ziyan: “Then what’s your zodiac sign?”

Seeing that Rong Ziyan had fallen for it, Ji Shu replied happily, “I belong to you!”

His cheesy pick-up lines were so smooth.

The system shivered.

However, Rong Ziyan was currently spraying insecticide on the roses that had aphids, and he didn’t fully hear Ji Shu’s “to you!”, he subconsciously replied, “Don’t talk nonsense, there’s no fish in the Chinese zodiac.”

Ji Shu: ???

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System: Hahahaha, domineering, talented, worthy of being my iron man host.

Rong Ziyan really didn’t understand why they had such a big reaction. Seeing that Ji Shu had finished eating, he told him to clean up the table, and then he went into the house to rest early.

After being busy for so many days, between the thesis and the duck eggs, even Rong Ziyan would feel tired. It was rare that there were no major issues today, Rong Ziyan also planned to have a good sleep. Plus, he had a day off tomorrow, and didn’t need to go to the animal husbandry station, so it was the perfect time to sleep in.

So, at 9:30 pm, Rong Ziyan, who had already taken a shower, was lying on the bed and falling into a dream.

However, things always came one after another.

At eleven o’clock, a phone call woke Rong Ziyan from his sleep. Rong Ziyan subconsciously answered, and unexpectedly found that the caller was actually the Beijing Wildlife Park.

The wild boars he had helped to capture earlier were in trouble again. The lead boar had gone into heat, and sedatives were used again and again, but they were useless.

Later, the wild boar broke the fence, and several interns helped to chase it, but ended up being knocked into the trap together. The problem now is that the wild boar was discovered to be a new species, and could not be harmed. But the interns were blocked in the corner by him, and they didn’t dare move.

Finally, someone thought that when the boars were first sent over, it was said that the wild boar was quite difficult to catch, and in the end it was Rong Ziyan, a veterinarian from the county, who helped capture it.

The leaders couldn’t always be contacted, so the staff on duty decided to try their luck and called Rong Ziyan.

Rong Ziyan thought about it for a moment and quickly asked for the specific situation.

However, what Rong Ziyan didn’t expect was that the ones who were blocked were actually his college roommates.

The veterinary department’s internships were only in a few places, and it just so happened that the Beijing Wildlife Park needed several interns. Rong Ziyan’s roommates were originally trying to ride on the coattails of a rich second generation. The rich second generation also gave them a bit of a discount, so they packed the four of them off to the wildlife park together.

It was a public institution, and if they could stay, it would actually be quite good. After all, with their level, if they really went to an external pet hospital, they would probably have people come to fight them every day.

It was also a coincidence that the reason why the wild boar went into heat was actually their fault.

When Rong Ziyan sent these wild boars away, out of humanitarian considerations, he gave the wildlife park some advice. He stated that since these wild boars all came from the same population, and there was a head boar, it was not recommended to separate them, but instead suggested directly releasing the entire group into the wild area to avoid damaging their ecology.

The staff at the wildlife park were also experienced.

After reading Rong Ziyan’s medical advice, they all understood. So they did as Rong Ziyan had suggested.

Rong Ziyan’s roommates happened to be assigned to take care of the wild boars. After discovering that it was Rong Ziyan who made the instructions, they felt unhappy. Therefore, they relied on the little knowledge they had and forced the boars to change their location.

The male boar was originally guarding his harem and living happily, but suddenly his wives were all gone, so naturally he had to deal with these shameless and despicable humans.

That’s why there was the incident of knocking Rong Ziyan’s four roommates into the trap.

So, when Rong Ziyan answered the video call sent by the wildlife park, the first scene he saw was the four useless basket cases from his dormitory being squeezed into a corner by the wild boar.

The key was, there were fences all around, and they had no way to use the tranquilizer gun.

And the wild boar was pressing down on one of them and making a particularly obscene move.

There was a line of text above his head, “This little lady is very spicy.”

Judging by the accent, it was a pig from Sichuan.

System: So host, what are they doing?

Rong Ziyan was silent for a while, and chose a more elegant word: mating.