QWTBWASIFOC Chapter 113
by VolareChapter 113: The Pure and Aloof Buddha x The Enchanting Inner Demon 22
Seven years later.
After tireless cultivation, Wei Min ascended to the Upper Xuan Continent, but his ascension seemed a little different from other cultivators. He arrived right in the middle of an explosive scene.
What kind of person sees their unscrupulous master and beautiful martial uncle secretly launching cold arrows upon ascending?
Wei Min was dumbfounded, but his martial uncle Changli was indeed holding a bow in one hand and stepping on it with one foot, each arrow taking out a little b*tch.
No doubt about it! He meant little b*tches!
What else could you call those bastards drooling over Changli martial uncle!
Isn’t this the Upper Xuan Continent, a cultivator’s dream cultivation ground overflowing with resources? Why are there perverts drooling over Changli martial uncle?
Changli martial uncle is an inner demon, not a panacea.
One bite won’t grant you immortality, and might even break your teeth!
Wei Min wearily looked at his cheap master, who was swinging prayer beads and wreaking havoc among the crowd, not at all like a dignified and elegant pure Buddha.
Dumbfounded, he called out, “Master…”
Consumed by anger, Fantan didn’t hear him at all. All he saw were puppet cultivators coveting his Dao companion. He swung his prayer beads and beat them relentlessly.
Wei Min could only move to Changli’s side, facing those deep purple eyes with a bewildered expression.
“Changli martial uncle, what’s going on?”
Changli held an enlarged version of the Mirror Moon Divine Bow in one hand and silently retracted his foot.
“We encountered bandits on the road, playing whack-a-mole… I mean, bandits!”
Wei Min’s mouth twitched wildly. “When did the Upper Xuan Continent start having bandits as a profession?”
Which ascender would be idle enough to become a bandit!
Changli cleared his throat. “They just popped up in recent years; they’re all fools coveting me!”
“Didn’t we just encounter a troublesome puppeteer? I can’t kill the puppets fast enough, and your master is getting anxious. Look how hard he’s swinging those prayer beads.”
Wei Min: Are you sure you’re not just fooling a child?
Changli looked sincere. “It’s good you’re here. Join me and your master in fighting bandits.”
Wei Min resignedly nodded. “Alright.”
His ascension was indeed different, starting with such a violent scene.
A moment later, a young man swinging a golden bell and smashing it around appeared among the puppets.
This young man was Wei Min, who had just ascended.
Wei Min: A worthless life is all I have, so let’s do this! Anyway, with Changli martial uncle here, I won’t die!
Fantan noticed someone beside him and immediately turned to glance at his beloved Dao companion, who was still playing biubiubiu games. After confirming that he was fine, he continued to kill, making the puppeteer’s face turn ashen.
“Damn bald donkey! My puppets!”
The puppeteer, dressed in black, looked distressed. He had released all his puppets, but none could get close to Changli.
“That guy is indeed troublesome, and that newly ascended brat is annoying too!”
“What kind of monsters are these three?!”
Changli played the shooting game for a while and finally decided to end it out of the goodness of his heart.
He aimed at the puppeteer’s head, who was like a transparent person in his eyes. Demonic energy transformed into an arrow and shot out, accurately piercing the puppeteer’s heart.
“Pfft!” The puppeteer spat out a mouthful of blood on the spot.
His chest was also rapidly melting. In a few breaths, he and his black robe turned to ashes.
The puppets disappeared simultaneously, clearing the space.
Changli tossed the puppeteer’s storage bag to Wei Min, then put away the Mirror Moon Divine Bow and walked towards Fantan, looking with him at Wei Min, who had finally ascended.
“Wei Min, there’s an important matter I need you to handle.”
“I’ve thought it over carefully. You are a natural talent and will surely become the ruler of the Upper Xuan Continent, making the nine major sects lay down their butcher knives and become Buddhas on the spot.”
Wei Min pointed at himself. “Me?”
He, a natural talent? And a ruler! Are you kidding me?!
His master and martial uncle are clearly more reliable, so why put such a high hat on a child!
Changli briefly explained the situation in the Upper Xuan Continent and his heroic feat of destroying the Wind Control Valley to Wei Min, then looked at him solemnly.
“Martial uncle believes in you. You can definitely do it.”
“End the strife, create a new world, and make the entire Upper Xuan Continent brand new!”
Wei Min was stunned. “…”
“Wait? Martial uncle can destroy the Wind Control Valley and even stirred up this nine-sect war, why don’t you just become the boss yourself?”
Changli coughed lightly. “I don’t crave fame or fortune.”
Wei Min tilted his head to look at his master. Fantan simply put his hands together and said Amitabha.
“This master is unable to take on the role, so I can only trouble you.”
Fantan maintained the facade of a Buddhist cultivator, but in his heart, he was wondering where to take Changli next.
Wei Min pursed his lips. “I think…”
Before he could finish his refusal, his two elders stuffed him full of treasures.
“Disciple, good luck! This master is rooting for you!”
“Wei Min, do a good job! Martial uncle believes in you!”
After giving away a large amount of cultivation resources, Fantan and Changli slipped away with lightning speed.
Wei Min, left in place and unable to react, glared at the direction they disappeared.
“You guys are really… How can you do this!”
He stamped his feet in anger, but could only accept the gifts and find a place to cultivate in seclusion again.
First cultivate in seclusion, then gather forces after emerging.
Wei Min repeated this process several times and brought the entire Upper Xuan Continent under his control, becoming the new immortal emperor whom everyone hoped for.
The Upper Xuan Continent transformed from stagnant water to flowing water.
The ten major sects completely disappeared, replaced only by the Immortal Alliance, which accepted everyone regardless of their cultivation level.
Wei Min was both the leader of the Immortal Alliance and the immortal emperor.
He allowed various cultivators to develop freely, giving rise to all kinds of new sects. Immortals and demons were no longer enemies, but lived peacefully with each other.
Sword Master Cloud Hermit and Jade Void also joined the Immortal Alliance.
As a warmonger, Sword Master Cloud Hermit challenged Hedao realm cultivators every day.
Jade Void gazed at the stars and moon every day, hoping for the return of the loved one hidden in his heart.
Even just one glance, he wanted to see Changli.
But the Changli he longed for rarely appeared, constantly traveling aimlessly with Fantan.
It’s all Fantan’s fault! He’s so good at seducing Changli!
Whenever Wei Min saw Jade Void’s intermittently resentful face, he couldn’t help but sigh.
Changli martial uncle has too many love interests!
Every cultivator who has seen Changli martial uncle will secretly admire him. He was used to it, after seeing so many scenes over the years.
As long as Changli martial uncle returns, they will become restless.
Just as Wei Min was rejoicing that Changli martial uncle was traveling with his master, he suddenly heard someone call Changli martial uncle’s name.
“Changli, ahhh! You’re back!”
Wei Min instantly turned terrified and quickly fled, glancing at the crowd of people before leaving.
“Changli, I love you, I’m willing to wait for you.”
“Fellow Daoist Changli, I don’t mind being your lover, won’t you really consider me?”
“Changli, I like you…”
“I’m not here to break you up, I’m here to join your family!”
Wei Min took one look and quickly slipped away.
Too scary! No matter how many times he saw it, he couldn’t withstand the thunderous voices of this group of people!
Fantan, who originally planned to come back to see Wei Min and take a break, changed his expression drastically and left with Changli in his arms, not giving this group of love rivals any chance.
“It’s been so many years, and they’re still up to no good!”
“That kid Wei Min doesn’t know how to manage things properly, he really doesn’t know how to respect his teachers!”
Changli lay on Fantan’s shoulder, the karmic fire of the red lotus swirling around his fingertips, blocking the path of the people behind him, and said with a smile, “Alright, let’s go. Your disciple must have already slipped away.”
He touched Fantan’s face and comforted him: “You are my Dao companion, why bother with those guys? I don’t even know who they are.”
“I heard that the polar ice lotus in the Northern Territory has bloomed, let’s go take a look and scoop up two ice lotuses to stew soup. I want to drink the soup you stewed with your own hands.”
Fantan nodded slightly. “Okay, I’ll stew it for you.”
He instantly abandoned that group of love rivals and began to think about the polar ice lotus blooming again, preparing to scoop up more ice lotus to take home and stew soup for his Dao companion.
The two Hedao realm experts teleported away, leaving only two blurred figures.
Wei Min couldn’t help but sigh at the sight.
His place is too small, he should let his cheap master and Changli martial uncle wreak havoc elsewhere!
Anyway, no one in the Upper Xuan Continent can beat those two.
He can’t beat them either. Master Fantan and martial uncle Changli can pin him to the ground and beat him up, and those two also like to play husband-and-husband team fights.
But they are like this, which is also very good.
Although he has no interest in love, he also envies the immortal couple like his master and Changli martial uncle.
To get Zhou Lang’s attention, he would mistakenly pluck the strings from time to time.